Nershi wrote:Nice work felon. Where those walleyes harvested from Mille lacs with your Native American privilege card or you still out west?
Did you eat a lot of 40+ inch pike as a kid?
I moved out West.....couldn't handle all the tranny, gun control, aborting full-grown babies, and dealing with State of MN Bullshit. As hard as I tried to ignore everything politically related....there was usually something almost daily that pissed me off....like fundamentally pissed me off made me question,
"How is it possible that this state has become this completely fukced?"
As much as I've been trying to be PMA and not let negative thinking creep in and be a downer.....I tried.....it's not me....some things should piss you off. MN has a lot of things that do that.
I believe that MN has a state government that no longer functions. I've had to deal with them on a few things and it's absolutely insane at how difficult it is to do anything. A couple months ago they levied my bank account out of the blue because the State of MN said I owed them over $10K in back taxes. My insurance agency was a disaster and when everything went to shit as bad as it did and due to working my ass off to make sales and try to somehow find a way to make it work....let's just say that admittedly, my books weren't very well kept up the last several months I was open. I ended up losing a hundred grand, my house, divorce, lost everything....but never filed a section C for business expenses getting paid on a 1099, etc., so at one point I legitimately owed the state $3K between income tax and witholding taxes from the business for 2016. I took care of it, got that amount reduced by filing and paid the rest of that I owed.....and for three years didn't hear anything from the State. It was done and over with.....
....until they levied my bank account out of the blue....for witholding tax periods a year and a half after my business closed. The first couple times I spoke with someone at the state I was baffled....in just trying to understand where they came up with the figure for what I "owe them" for witholding taxes I never paid on the employees that didn't exist working at a business that had already closed. The lady told me,
"It's an average."
"An average of what?"
"I'm not in that department. I'm in the tax representative department, not the tax accounting department,"
Which I can't remember what exactly she said the distinctions were between her and who actually dreamed up their make believe figure and said I owed it to them. It's kind of funny how you can never talk to the person who is responsible for the amount you owe.....just "their representative" in a different department. It's also funny how the state of MN wants money for withholding taxes I didn't pay but the IRS....haven't heard a peep from them....everything all good there....no fictional employees at a non-existent business they want me to pay witholding taxes on....
That was pretty much the final straw where I was like,
"Fukc this fukcing state," and decided it was time to leave.
It's amazing how much better it is out here. The sun is almost always signing....even just that....you don't realize how shitty Minnesota's weather is and how much it affects you until you're somewhere else for a prolonged period of time. All those gloomy rainy overcast days you guys have had? Sunny & nice here.
Where I'm coming from in MN to where I'm at in ND:
Sunny days---MN = 187; ND = 208
Days with some type precipitation (rain, sleet, snow, etc)----MN = 97; ND = 82
Annual precipitation---MN = 27"; ND = 14"
Snowfall---MN = 39"; ND = 44"
MN has truly shit weather....even in the nice months, most summers there's a shitload of overcast days....and they'll last for several days up to a week. That shit **** with people's heads way more than they think...you don't realize it until your elsewhere and it's a lot nicer.....there's still rain and thunderstorms, it just rolls through and is done in a matter of hours verses days eaten up to it.
I'll always get back to MN when I feel like it...just don't feel like it too often. I'll make it back to deer without a license. I might do some fishing without a license. I'm never paying the MN DNR another fukcing dime.....bunch of worthless dipshit leftist bureaucrats.
There's no phaggots out here....everyone is friendly and nice and welcoming since they're generally not from here....very blue collar...and young. Most people here are my age and younger....white kids biking around and playing without any parents supervision. It reminds me of when I was a kid. I had to walk to the store yesterday to get some fluids for my car and these two kids walking and talking down the sidewalk on the otherside of the street cracked me up.....they were talking like normal people, having a very 'Seinfeld' conversation....it was weird in that I hadn't seen or heard that from any MN kids here in a while. You don't really ever see kids out doing shit in MN without adults around him. Here you can't go into a gas station without there being a bunch of gradeschool kids walking around solo....
In short, it's still America out here. You don't even have to lock your guns up separate than your ammo.....it's totally fine to drive around with a loaded gun uncased. And no one gives a fukc about politics....seriously....I haven't overhead one nasally sounding liberal dipshit conversations yet. People just enjoy being out in public, are nice, have fun....life is simpler....there's not a lot of unfounded made up stressors......easy livin.....
Hunting & fishing ain't bad either. Upland this fall is going to be absolutely fukcing insane. Drought is what causes lower bird numbers. There's already been enough rain to ensure good nesting....and there was already a shitload of pheasants....counts are going to be fukcing insane....mark my words.
Oh, and I finally got busted for lighting forest fires. I burned all that I wanted to burn, made the incident report twice, finally got caught.....but no longer being able to light up anything and everything I wanted at any time? That had turned into my favorite thing to do in MN so I would've been even more miserable there.
My brother's fish....not my call. If that happened in MN I'd be pissed but out here? Big pike like that are a dime a dozen. His biggest is 46." Sakakawea is probably the best pike lake in the world.....legit 30lbs pike. So it's kind of like Erie with walleyes....keeping the big ones is encouraged.....not going to effect the fishery at all.
Oh yeah, another thing I love.....five walleye limit, any size, no slots, there's a possession limit....and no freezer limit. I could literally turn my garage into a Walk-In freezer and have 10,000 walleyes in it and it'd be 100% legal. There's nice cleaning stations at every landing. The ND Game & Fish are excited and happy when you catch a bunch of fish and clean them up......
....everything in MN is so negative compared to here.....the fukcing DNR is so retarded they think they can stockpile fish....as if conservative limits and all their bullshit today is going to save fish and other animals from climate change in a century....one, since it won't be an issue whatsoever and they simply use it as a "one-size fits all" excuse to do nothing...and two, even if it does happen it doesn't make a difference.....smoke 'em if you got 'em. The worst thing you can do to a fishery, especially when there's a big year class coming up, is to not let anglers pull a bunch out and filet them.
Oh well, that bullshit is no longer my issue.
....and if i get back and make it out on Mille Lacs?
You better believe I'll be keeping every last fish I catch....fukcit
