Hahaha! I tried to ratchet up the sarcasm to where that wouldn't happen.....hence the whole "rain hitting the ground, sizzling, and instantly evaporating" a la water hitting a hot pan.
It's OK....this heat is making us all dumber.
Has anyone else found themselves walking to get something outside and then have no fukcing idea what they were getting?
I can't tell you how many times today I walked to the boat, camper, fish house, shed, and then just stood once there trying to remember what the fukc I went there for.....