Some transgender 4th grade kid doing a book report asking me at the old folk's home in 2064 (FYI in the future all children will be transgender---if people want a boy they hope for a girl, if they want a girl they hope for a boy, everything is exactly the same only the complete opposite):
"What'd you do when COVID-19 took off in 2020 before killing half the world's population by 2021?"
"Well sunny....."
"I'm a girl!"
"Sure you are you little phaggot....."
[Stunned look on the now silent kid's face]
"Now where was I.....oh yes....during the initial wave and quarantine before the toilet paper demand curve was flattened.....I painted a piece called "Corona Crappies Quarantined Under Ice." Well, I'm technically still working on it, but I'll have it finished any day now....."
Holy fukc I want this thing to be done....getting really sick of working on it. Still got to clean some stuff up and that'll be another long evening I bet. This one is taking me 4Eva....shiiit