Fish Felon's Trannys on Tinder Thread

[maplelakeduckslayer]

Post some hot brunettes will ya for fukcs sake?

[Drunk_Dynasty]

Man it's been 3 years since I've been on tinder but jeez I guess I'm really missing the golden age. Wasnt that wild back in my day.

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[lanyard]

Post some hot brunettes will ya for fukcs sake?

Exactly.....

[Fish Felon]

I've always been a brunette guy....well, I've always been is she decent to hot and do I have a chance with her....but all my serious relationships have been with brunettes [edit: and one strawberry blond almost a redhead]. Oddly enough, all my short term (2-4mos) relationships that have been more physical with the chick more nympho-esque have been with blondes. My mom is a brunette so maybe that explains why all the ones I've brought home for her to meet [minus the one strawberry blonde) have been brunettes. All the ones I'm more less hooking up with to screw are blondes......which makes me a textbook example that despite being a raging whacked out cokehead, Sigmund Freud was more or less right on quite a few things.


Here's a brunette that came up as the very first chick when I opened up tinder......

[Fish Felon]

This shit really is getting to be ridiculous....where are all these fukcers coming from?!

I've written tinder multiple times and told them to have a whole separate app for trannys. The problem is that they think they're women and want to date normal dudes like us.......

What a fukced up world we live in....that's what crosses my mind when I stop to think about it. Oh well.

[Fish Felon]

Getting so fed up with this shit I'm reporting ever tranng with an expletive laden statement in which I state I'm going to start going on dates with these phaggots and insinuate the non-random acts of violence that will occur if they don't immediately stop putting these disgusting phaggots in my feed. Straight man seeking straight women....pretty fukcing simple one would think. I'm not interested in pansexual, non-binary, non-gender conforming, bisexuals, and I don't want to be the third in your open marriage. Straight man seeking straight women....this isn't that fukcing complicated....

[Fish Felon]

Fukcin' Barf! B-A-R-F....puke, vomit, hurl, upchuck.....disgusting.....

[h2ofwlr]

Am I the only 1 thinking that FF is getting damn near orgasmic perverse enjoyment of posting up those photos?


Remember the Grinch theme song and how it goes? I think its FF theme song.
Except I'd start it off with:

You sure are a weird one Mr Grinch.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch!

I wouldn't touch you with
A thirty nine and a half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch!

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!

The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink"…

[maplelakeduckslayer]

Still waiting on those hot, non tranny brunettes...didn't think a brother'd have to wait this long

Is the chive still a thing? I only had it a lil while but there was some clean trim on there, loved the mind the gap Wednesdays or wtf it was. Obviously you didn't have a chance of going heels to Jesus with them but still fun to look at

[Fish Felon]