Who Else Will Be Wearing Only a Speedo this Weekend?

[cstemig]

The forecast is for nearly 80 on Saturday....much too hot for traditional waterfowl clothing. I'm thinking of a speedo in Shadow Grass Blades and some sun screen. May as well catch some rays while I'm out there.

[gimpfinger]

Only thing I wear.

your mom...

[lanyard]

Duck opener is a weather joke at my house, every year: It's the day I go get sunburned. In the last 10 years I'd say there have been 2 that have been "ducky" weather.... and I did crap on those days. Give me wind, lots and lots of wind, so those birds that seek refuge in big water need to come back to the holes, and a south wind is preferred, it puts birds down faster.... in my opinion. Temps be damned, I have no problem shooting a limit as the mercury rockets to record highs.

Besides, anyone that reads Dennis Anderson KNOWS we're decimating only our local populations right now. Every duck shot this weekend will take us one step closer to duckless MN in 2020. Think of what would happen if it was "ducky" weather and the birds were bombing in like a Nash Buckingham story and Chuck in his speedo were pulling one of those "tall fellows" with his 3.5" super mag 00 buck with a "floater" from his original SBE he had ported with a Carlson choke tube......

Or, go shoot the woodies and teal that are left, don't forget to look for "olive/orange bills" on the mallards, and pray the jack-hole down the shore adds is 8, 12, or 16 minutes to 1/2 hour before sunrise so he doesn't start water swatting the coot in his decoys too early.

[169Sportsman]

Look on the bright side. At least it's not a noon opener lol.

[emptymag]

Game strap full or empty, I hope the bar is open by 9 am.

[WALKER]

[quote="gimpfinger"]Only thing I wear.
/quote]

That scares the hill outta me. From now on I'm detouring around Redwood Co.

Just heard the 80 degree forecast. Time to drink some wine, eat some cheese, & take in a few
rays. Can't remember which movie that was in but it's a good line.

[Hansen]

I hope to be in, out and done before it gets too hot.

[Trigger]

Game strap full or empty, I hope the bar is open by 9 am.

My bar, named "The Camo Cooler", is open 24 hours.

[Fish Felon]

Game strap full or empty, I hope the bar is open by 9 am.

Why wait until 9?

[lumbertick]

I don't plan on dressing that heavy Chuck The advantage of hunting au naturale is that the competition tends to give you a lot more room!


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