New Year Resolutions...

[cstemig]

Mine;

1. Never fly Air Asia
2. Quit watching Duck Dynasty
3. Stop making fun of Kim Kardasian's big butt
4. Learn to appreciate the MN DNR
5. Learn to say goodbye to Obama

Yours?

[gimpfinger]

1. Break the 50" mark on muskies.
2. Built a boat blind.
3. Repaint those 200 crapper mallard decoys into divers.

Team Power Dump

[Jrp267]

Scout for at least 2 new locations to hunt. Change tactics. Learn to shoot my shotgun.

[Fish Felon]

Scout for at least 2 new locations to hunt.

Mine is the opposite, stick to what I know. I tried a new spot for opener and it was the first time being skunked in over 5 years. One hoodie retrieved and lost a mallard and wood duck. Had a pretty good hunt the next day on a spot we've hunted the past several years with a lot of the birds blown out and pressure gone...very confident opener would have been good there.

Otherwise it is....

1. Hunt Saskatchewan after a decade of invites and hunting pictures that made me jealous.
2. A 29" walleye (I know most dream of 30" but I've caught enough 28"s to where all I want is a 29")
3. To catch some strange fish on a different continent even though I never want to leave the midwest
4. To use decoys that I haven't used for over a decade.
5. To sell decoys I haven't used for a decade.
6. To complete my man-cave by adding about 15 bad ace mounts.
7. To not get AIDS! Wait, too late....just kidding! j/k j/k j/k j/k
8. To suppress the fact that I really like the kitten I got for my wife.
9. To shoot more feral cats despite #8 to prove I still have it in me.
10. To buy Alan Nikolai a beer at the Thunderbird decoy show even though he doesn't drink...and then shotgun it right in front of him...even though all they usually have are those plastic beers you get at a baseball game and not cans.
11. To take penis pills so my dick can grow a couple inches from the paltry 11" that it is now. 13" of cock between my legs would finally make me feel like a man....hopefully.
13. To kill someone randomly...............JUST KIDDING! j/k j/k j/k
14. To not say crazy random shit online that might get me on a list with the NSA or something (see above por favor)
15. To shoot my first deer in several year.
16. To shoot my first spring turkey in several years (waxed a poult this fall....delicious).
17. To sell all my dust collecting ground blinds.
18. To drink less.
19. To smoke more meth.

[Bullet21XD]

Sounds like a busy year, you may consider putting #19 at the top of the list.

[get-n-birdy]

1. Get off coke, already failed.
2. Stop chewing, already failed.
3. Stop painting random crap for the fun of it, already failed.
4. Stop re rigging decoys every year just for the fun of it, already failed.
5. Have someone in the boat crest the 29" mark on pool 4 or 5 this spring on a fat pre spawner.

[gimpfinger]

1. Get off coke, already failed.
2. Stop chewing, already failed.
3. Stop painting random crap for the fun of it, already failed.
4. Stop re rigging decoys every year just for the fun of it, already failed.
5. Have someone in the boat crest the 29" mark on pool 4 or 5 this spring on a fat pre spawner.

I could help you on five.

Team Power Dump

[ducksmuggler]

#5 is easy if you are alive and breath!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyler]

Accumulate more debt

Put in more time for muskies in the fall and less time on puddle ducks

Shoot more GE than I did this year

Be less of a fat ass

[maplelakeduckslayer]

Scout for at least 2 new locations to hunt.

Mine is the opposite, stick to what I know. I tried a new spot for opener and it was the first time being skunked in over 5 years. One hoodie retrieved and lost a mallard and wood duck. Had a pretty good hunt the next day on a spot we've hunted the past several years with a lot of the birds blown out and pressure gone...very confident opener would have been good there.

Otherwise it is....

1. Hunt Saskatchewan after a decade of invites and hunting pictures that made me jealous.
2. A 29" walleye (I know most dream of 30" but I've caught enough 28"s to where all I want is a 29")
3. To catch some strange fish on a different continent even though I never want to leave the midwest
4. To use decoys that I haven't used for over a decade.
5. To sell decoys I haven't used for a decade.
6. To complete my man-cave by adding about 15 bad ace mounts.
7. To not get AIDS! Wait, too late....just kidding! j/k j/k j/k j/k
8. To suppress the fact that I really like the kitten I got for my wife.
9. To shoot more feral cats despite #8 to prove I still have it in me.
10. To buy Alan Nikolai a beer at the Thunderbird decoy show even though he doesn't drink...and then shotgun it right in front of him...even though all they usually have are those plastic beers you get at a baseball game and not cans.
11. To take penis pills so my dick can grow a couple inches from the paltry 11" that it is now. 13" of cock between my legs would finally make me feel like a man....hopefully.
13. To kill someone randomly...............JUST KIDDING! j/k j/k j/k
14. To not say crazy random shit online that might get me on a list with the NSA or something (see above por favor)
15. To shoot my first deer in several year.
16. To shoot my first spring turkey in several years (waxed a poult this fall....delicious).
17. To sell all my dust collecting ground blinds.
18. To drink less.
19. To smoke more meth.

To help with #10...put a straw in the bottle. You're welcome.