I think it's official...

[maplelakeduckslayer]

Haha yeah the pumpkin was all time. I still laugh when I see your avatar. When that picture appeared on the carving thread I absolutely could not believe it.

[Fish Felon]

Group hunt...Gimp, FF, and myself. That is, if you guys ain't really into limits. It could be a bloodbath!

H2o fouler...good riddance...nobody cares.

I'm in.

No fooling around, I'd be down. I actually have some really close and good friends I met on group hunts online from over a decade ago....I'm not sure why I haven't gone on one in a so long...mainly time and work I suppose. Anyways, just let me know what booze, drugs and how many cases of lead I should bring.

I'm assuming you're taking us to one of your spots Bullet since you offered? I'm of the 'snitches get stitches' variety so you wouldn't have to worry about me blabbing but I'm also game to draw straws if that's not the case.

[Fish Felon]

To this day I can't believe it's real. Real or fake it was one of the funniest things I've seen on the intraweb

I have never learned how to use photoshop....that gorgeous gourd is au naturale. My wife is big into holidays and loves Halloween and pumpkin carving. We had her hot lesbian sister over with her girlfriend for a carving party and they thought I was frickin' nuts when I went into the zone and started to carve that pumpkin. The Mrs knows I frequent duck hunting forums and I've explained to her who h2ofwlr is so she just rolled her eyes. I've never carved a pumpkin like that before nor will I ever again I imagine. That pumpkin was my marble and I was like Michelangelo carving David.

I'm just a regular dude. I go to work every week day, and some Saturdays. I work a lot of late nights all in an effort to make a better life for my family and I. If I wanted to be a total douche bag I could put a whole bunch of post-nominal letters on my business card. If you met me in real life you'd probably think,

"That's the most normal crazy person I've ever met."

I'm not sure what type of crazy I am...ADD, bi-polar, semi-schizophrenic, hypersensitive, self-medicating, ADHD, manic-depressive, clinically medicated, all fit at times.

The bottom line is that I still make life work. I have very little pity for people who use some bullshit diagnosis from a quack as a reason not to get out of the bed in the morning.

My brother lost his mind a long time ago and no one knows why...looking back I question if he ever truly had it. Adults with down-syndrome lead more meaningful and put together lives. The guy was brilliant and I grew up looking up to him and the last 15 years of my life I've tried to help him get back to sanity and it's been a waste of time. Sanity is a weird concept. At what point and how do you cross that line? Is there a return?

Maybe I should have been an entertainer. Obviously this is one of the ways I express myself and keep my mind occupied. You should see my stand-up...it fricking sucks! But I find it funny and that's all that really matters.

[Fish Felon]

The bottom line is that I still make life work. I have very little pity for people who use some bullshit diagnosis from a quack as a reason not to get out of the bed in the morning.

This has always been at the crux for why I can't stand h2owlr. He is a 55 year old able bodied man that routinely asks for sympathy and then judges others that ask for it and recommend they to be hanged for needing help.

I don't like hypocrisy. I might be whacked but at least I'm honest and I judge myself as harsh as I do others....maybe even harsher. He's just a flat out dick to everyone but then expects empathy from all.

And yes, I did just quote myself.............

[gimpfinger]

Well gimpfinger thinks quoting yourself is about as bad as talking in a third person...or some chit. I don't know what gimpfinger is talking about but he sure is glad his buddy from Colorado stopped by.

Team Power Dump

[triplecurler]

I think Al has his penis caught in the wall outlet, he'll be back once the swelling goes down.

[Big Doe Hunter]

There are a lot of guys on here that I would love to hunt with (theoretically). Guys like Bullet21XD or Perch or Woods or you name it have killed a lot of ducks. So has Lanyard, or get-n-birdy, gimpfinger, dwendt, or yourself, you name it for that matter (and they're probably more approachable).

What about Trigger? I knew that guy was a fraud.

[Trigger]

There are a lot of guys on here that I would love to hunt with (theoretically). Guys like Bullet21XD or Perch or Woods or you name it have killed a lot of ducks. So has Lanyard, or get-n-birdy, gimpfinger, dwendt, or yourself, you name it for that matter (and they're probably more approachable).

What about Trigger? I knew that guy was a fraud.

Dude, I shot 18 duck, 23 coots, 2 hooded mergansers for the wall, and I picked up a crippled goose from the cattails on my 7 hunts this year, that's waaaayyyyyyy better than the vast majority of duck hunters in this state. If shooting almost 3 ducks a day over 20 on the season doesn't mean I have killed a lot of ducks, then you can call me a fraud.

Plus, I wouldn't want to hunt with anyone off the internets. I don't come here to make friends, I have those in real life. But mine are way more normal than Fish Felon.

[Trigger]

I think Al has his penis caught in the wall outlet, he'll be back once the swelling goes down.

This made me laugh

[dwendt]

So it's safe to come back?