shnelson wrote:And also, now that fowler has quarantined himself to the waterfowl discussion forums, I have to thank you for picking up the slack.
Was getting a little quiet in here without all of the C&P!
I took a break after our last dust-up in hopes that my absence would make him comfortable enough to start posting again....but I don't think he's coming back.....never thought I'd say that.
Al-h2ofwlr---if you're out there---please consider coming back. Until then I'll try to carry the torch.
My opinion on side by sides is similar to 4-wheelers. If they're used as a tool or purchased for a specific job that's OK. Not sure what that job would be in order to justify spending the money on one versus buying an old jeep or bronco that would cost less, serve the same purpose and then some, and could be driven without looking like a total dork...on roads no less.
If guys want to pound some beers and make a couple runs up and down the ditch by all means go for it. Should you be a little embarrassed when a vehicle drives by and sees you doing it? Yes. It's kind of like how you should feel embarrassed dancing in public but once some chick is grinding your junk it's totally worth it.
Shnelson, if you went to an ATV park by yourself close to home to get more use out of your 4-wheeler that wouldn't be super gay...but it'd still be a little gay.
1. That money is spent. Riding it to justify the purchase won't bring it back. Be content to have and use it as a tool the 1% of the time it's out of the garage. Forcing yourself to use it more unecessarily would be like a farmer driving their combine to get groceries out of guilt of only using it three weeks a year. They spent a lot of money on it too.
2. If you really feel the need to ride it why would you ever go to a designated area? It's an ALL-TERRAIN-VEHICLE. Surely you know a spot or two to ride the thing without having to hit the brakes every couple minutes for the phag on the trail in front of you while hoping the phag behind you doesn't plow your rear end. The thought of waiting for the mud pit or loading up in the parking lot possibly being seen by others is too much.
3. Do you really have nothing else you'd rather be doing? You seem like a pretty busy stand-up guy. There's things I have to do and things I want to do; going to an ATV park would fall under a 'want.' Really? That's what you want to do?? There’s no fish bite, hunting, drinking, overtime at your job, walls to paint, garage to clean, etc?
If I was dropped off in the parking lot of an ATV park with a brand new 4-wheeler and hours to kill before being picked up I would exhaust the battery on my phone first and then probably rip off a piece of my shirt to dip in the tank and then start huffing gas.
But to each their own! As long as they're not using dedicated funding to pay for this shit I don't care.