Forget what Phil said, here is the real controversy

[THe CRiPPLeR]

Duck Commander now shoots Mossberg... who would of thought Mossberg would make better guns than Benelli.
That means I'm now in the cool kids crowd.

[dwendt]

Ive never been a cool kid, it seems to expensive! lol

[lanyard]

The funny I could put into this would certainly be deleted, so I will laugh hysterically to myself

[THe CRiPPLeR]

The funny I could put into this would certainly be deleted, so I will laugh hysterically to myself

You have to share. Use code if you have too.

[D.T. Hammer]

This is good!

[Lars30]

He can have em, I had one and it was the worst gun I've ever owned

[lanyard]

Okay, this will have about as much funny as retelling a Carlin joke without swearing:

Mossberg, as a brand, is not cool, I think that's agreed upon, and uncool might be described as lame.

A slang term for lame could be interchanged with an adjective that can mean happy, but in Urban Dictionary, would be used as lame.

Phil does not like people being of a lifestyle he thinks is lame.

Now, The Crippler has his own issues, which we won't go into here, but based on other threads, it would seem he supports lame issues because he uses Mossberg, does not make him lame in the one sense, only in the uncool sense.

But for Pastor Phil, modeling a brand used by lame people, and shot by lame supporters, would seem to make him conflicted..... Mossberg is GAY.

I don't think I called The Crippler gay.... but infer what you will

For Monty Python fans, it is the same logic to prove she is a witch.... so if you're not a Monty Python fan, the logic won't make much sense and you'll be wondering why I'm laughing to myself as I imagine Phil Robertson and a Mossberg hanging on a balance scale with DT Hammer yelling from the crowd.....

[Goldfish]

The best part is that she is lighter than the duck.

Only part of any Monte python movie I've ever thought was comical btw

Sent from a phancy fone

[THe CRiPPLeR]

The way I see it is no professional duck killer is going to settle for anything less than the best. With the amount of ducks the Duck Commander Crew shoots in a season you would think they need a high quality never fail tool. Mechanics use SnapOn, and Craftsman , Carpenters use Stanley, Skil, and Dewalt. Iron Workers use Klein and now the Duck Commander uses Mossburg. If usuing the best is "lame"... then HAY!!!!

[THe CRiPPLeR]

But seriously, how would you like to go from shooting the best that Benelli makes to a Mossberg 930?