Okay, this will have about as much funny as retelling a Carlin joke without swearing:
Mossberg, as a brand, is not cool, I think that's agreed upon, and uncool might be described as lame.
A slang term for lame could be interchanged with an adjective that can mean happy, but in Urban Dictionary, would be used as lame.
Phil does not like people being of a lifestyle he thinks is lame.
Now, The Crippler has his own issues, which we won't go into here, but based on other threads, it would seem he supports lame issues because he uses Mossberg, does not make him lame in the one sense, only in the uncool sense.
But for Pastor Phil, modeling a brand used by lame people, and shot by lame supporters, would seem to make him conflicted..... Mossberg is GAY.
I don't think I called The Crippler gay.... but infer what you will
For Monty Python fans, it is the same logic to prove she is a witch.... so if you're not a Monty Python fan, the logic won't make much sense and you'll be wondering why I'm laughing to myself as I imagine Phil Robertson and a Mossberg hanging on a balance scale with DT Hammer yelling from the crowd.....