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Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:53 am

Is anyone else just loving getting smashed on hard seltzer!?

This shit is the best. I can drink it all day, stay hydrated, not get massive gut rot like I do nowadays when I start drinking beer in the morning and don't quit until after dark....

It's kind of a chick thing but I don't care. It's not like I'm drinking wine coolers or zima, which were always a source of gut rot too, and way more emasculating to be caught sipping on.

Maybe this is just a temporary foray like a few others in the past and I'll return to drinking beer, but I dunno....this one feels like it has some staying power potential.

Especially since Natural Light is now making hard seltzer. And as anything "Natty" they upped the alcohol content to 6% versus 5% of white claw and truly, make it in a normal fukcing can so it can fit in regular cup holders and coozies (About Time!), and slashed the price....a twelve pack of Natty Light seltzer is $8.99, versus $15 and up for a twelve pack of white claw and/or truly.

This shit is going to blow up onto the scene like cocaine in the 80's my friends---mark my words.

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Re: Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:14 pm

Everybody drinks these now. It’s socially acceptable and I think this society finally admitting that beer **** sucks.


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Re: Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:38 pm

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Re: Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:25 pm

maplelakeduckslayer wrote:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I drink bourbon or single malt scotch. That's about.

My wife drinks that crap and he friends.

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Re: Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:30 pm

Glenfiddich IPA cask scotch for me. You can have your pink claws and zimas with all the other frat bros.
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Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:18 pm

maplelakeduckslayer wrote:
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But have you tried it tho?

I personally love white claws. My gf’s bull brings a case every time he comes over.


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Re: Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:29 pm

Ya I've had a few sips here and there. Not great.

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Re: Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:42 pm

maplelakeduckslayer wrote:
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Wtf is going on here? Reverse missionary, but she has clothes on?

I drink too much to steer away from your old standbys, coors light, keystone light, high life lite and so on.
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Re: Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:52 pm

I day drink with whiskey.

Some chick I was banging had those and I tried one and they are good. I felt ashamed drinking it though.

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Re: Hard Seltzer

Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:56 pm

emptymag wrote:
maplelakeduckslayer wrote:
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Wtf is going on here? Reverse missionary, but she has clothes on?

I drink too much to steer away from your old standbys, coors light, keystone light, high life lite and so on.



Nah the dude is getting pegged

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