New of the Weird

[maplelakeduckslayer]

So had a middle school teacher read us news of the weird every week outta the star tribune...think maybe it was Tues or Wednesday... probably get fired if he did that these days.

But thought it could be a fun thread

[maplelakeduckslayer]

[Fish Felon]

I wonder what the name of her sauce is?

[Nershi]

Menstruation zing

[lanyard]

Phuck. Ever take a whiz after not washing the jalapeno off good enough.... how the hell that work with hot sauce?

[maplelakeduckslayer]

We were having a party at my buddies parents pole shed and my buddy always tried to get people to eat this hot sauce he had. Well he made the mistake of touching himself, went up to his mom's kitchen poured a glass of milk and literally stuck his dick in a glass of milk. Not sure why he thought that'd work but I laughed so hard lol

[Fish Felon]

I actually think a glass of milk would probably work.

I've beat my meat so hard for so long my foreskin (what's left....circumcised) is like leather. Ain't no jalapeno sauce burning my shit......herpes doesn't even burn anymore Yo!

[Fish Felon]

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne ... esota-lake

[maplelakeduckslayer]

Well I think it was inside his pee hole... outside could see it working but not sure how much would get inside. But I guess STDs get in there so I dunno. It was funny either way lol