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A New Motion Idea for Snow Spreads....

Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:31 pm

Meth-head midgets dressed in white Tyvek bibs.

You take several of these pint sized addicts, dress them in white Tyvek bibs, and load them into an enclosed trailer with the plastic dekes. Once you are in your hunting spot, you simply bait the field with a combination of hard rock sugar candy (looks like real Meth) and real Meth. Use a ratio of approximately 90% rock candy to 10% Meth. Once legal shooting time starts, you turn them loose in your spread.

The Meth-head midgets will frantically run around, flapping their arms while searching the field for their Meth. Anything that looks like Meth will be put into their mouth. The rock candy will fuel their search for the real Meth and the real Meth will continue to provide an incentive for them to search for more.

It is a Win-Win situation for everyone. You get real motion in your hunting spreads, the Meth-head midgets satisfy their addiction, the Sugar Growers will sell more sugar, and the general public is spared the expense of caring for them.
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Re: A New Motion Idea for Snow Spreads....

Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:03 am

Egg nog much?

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Re: A New Motion Idea for Snow Spreads....

Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:59 am

tornadochaser wrote:Egg nog much?


Hahah no doubt.

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Re: A New Motion Idea for Snow Spreads....

Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:45 pm

greatwhitehunter3! wrote:
tornadochaser wrote:Egg nog much?


Hahah no doubt.


Bicarrdi & Egg Nog always is a winning combination. :roll:
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