Tue Aug 26, 2014 11:00 am
This crap has become so ludicrous I don't even care anymore. I just try to have some fun with it.
I've had some interesting conversations with the boat launch saviors. One snot nosed kid gave me the full sermon after fondling every inch of my anchor rope.
"Do you know how to check for zebra mussels on your boat?"
"Well, the veilgers are microscopic and can live for a week out of water...where's your microscope? Let's start checking for them."
Blank stare.
I got around to how I pretty much don't give a chit and think what he's doing is a total joke and won't prevent any of it...and that it won't matter anyways.
He then goes on to lecture me about how zebes have destroyed the walleye fishing on Mille Lacs. I then ask him if he's ever fished Mille Lacs,
"No."
"As a supposedly trained professional what you are telling people is a grossly negligent statement. You have no idea what you are talking about."
Blank stare.
Then he goes into asking me whether or not I could identify spiny water fleas and I told him,
"Of course I do. I fish Mille Lacs. Anyone who has ever fished that lake knows what they look like. Try trolling lead core in August some time...you could fill an aquarium with them pulling them off your line if you wanted to. Speaking of which, have you even seen one outside of an aquarium?"
Blank stare before starting in on,
"...well, I don't want to waste your time..."
"It's too late for that kid. Have a good night. Keep up the losing fight."
I do not mind the chicks. They do their job quick and with a smile and goddammit most of them are pretty hot!
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