randywatson
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Re: Girlfriend's first goose was "banded"!

Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:05 am

And why did you edit out the part where you nail her in the field? Help a brother out here. Jahesus!
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Re: Girlfriend's first goose was "banded"!

Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:32 am

randywatson wrote:Only in Lamberton Mn does a guy propose in an alfalfa field then get a celebritory fly over from the geese. Congrats and may you have a long engagement cuz the one thing that stops sex is wedding cake!


I always laugh when people say oh you hardly have sex after you get married, in my experience it's not true. Maybe I'm just lucky I guess.

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Re: Girlfriend's first goose was "banded"!

Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:15 am

randywatson wrote:And why did you edit out the part where you nail her in the field? Help a brother out here. Jahesus!


randywatson wrote:Only in Lamberton Mn does a guy propose in an alfalfa field then get a celebritory fly over from the geese. Congrats and may you have a long engagement cuz the one thing that stops sex is wedding cake!



Haha!

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Re: Girlfriend's first goose was "banded"!

Wed Sep 10, 2014 9:45 am

Dwendt you have found the unicorn! :D
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Re: Girlfriend's first goose was "banded"!

Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:45 am

Will there be an open bar?? If yes...when should we show up!


lt

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Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:29 pm

dwendt wrote:
randywatson wrote:Only in Lamberton Mn does a guy propose in an alfalfa field then get a celebritory fly over from the geese. Congrats and may you have a long engagement cuz the one thing that stops sex is wedding cake!


I always laugh when people say oh you hardly have sex after you get married, in my experience it's not true. Maybe I'm just lucky I guess.



How often do you smash it now vs. before marriage?

How many different chicks total lifetime?

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Re: Girlfriend's first goose was "banded"!

Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:46 pm

Stute Slap wrote:
dwendt wrote:
randywatson wrote:Only in Lamberton Mn does a guy propose in an alfalfa field then get a celebritory fly over from the geese. Congrats and may you have a long engagement cuz the one thing that stops sex is wedding cake!


I always laugh when people say oh you hardly have sex after you get married, in my experience it's not true. Maybe I'm just lucky I guess.



How often do you smash it now vs. before marriage?

How many different chicks total lifetime?


I would say we certainly don't do it as much now but no means never, before was probably 5-6 times a week, now 3-5 depending on various things.

8 lucky ladies total

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Re: Girlfriend's first goose was "banded"!

Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:06 pm

lumbertick wrote:Will there be an open bar?? If yes...when should we show up!


lt

Yup!

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Re: Girlfriend's first goose was "banded"!

Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:48 pm

I'll PM you my address for an invite

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Re: Girlfriend's first goose was "banded"!

Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:24 pm

How far is too far to travel for a open bar event?

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