Is it a lack of a father/son relationship?
Mother/son complexual sexual disorder?
OCD?
ADD?
ADHD?
Aholeideous?
Is it stalking behavior?
But who's stalking whom?
Is it psychotic?
Bipolar?
Schizophrenic? (thanks spell check)
Shortywienerous virus? (thanks for nothing spell check!)
Mentally deranged?
Sexual?
Lack of sexual?
Abandonment issues?
Insecurities?
Male pattern baldness?
Not being breast fed?
Are they too similar?
Who started it?
Chicken and the egg deal?
Anal conception?
Does it matter anymore who started what?
Hatfield's and McCoy's?
Who's going to finish it?
What gives?