Fish Felon wrote:deet wrote:What kind of swim shorts can a guy wear that doesn't vacuum pack your junk as you're getting out of the water?
Great question!
Every time I get out of the water it seriously feels like I just put my Frank and beans into a food saver bag and turned the vacuum on...for realz. Since family members are the people I'm going to be swimming around, if anyone, I hate having to pull at my shorts by my junk and "peel" them away from the skin.
Great replies and thanks for the good question and help on this one as well.
lanyard wrote:Just tell them you have premature sagging ball sack syndrome and blame them.
deet wrote:FYI if you buy these, probably buy one size smaller than you're used to. I usually wear L shorts, sweats, etc. She bought me M and L to try them both, and the L's are huge.
deet wrote:Just a little update since I know everyone's on the edge of their seats.
Wife got me some cheap@ass Walmart swim shorts (the ones emptymag suggested... George brand).
WAY better. It's all because the fabric is thicker and stiffer. It isn't flimsy enough to hug the contours and is thick enough to not pass on every detail. Duh. It's that simple.
FYI if you buy these, probably buy one size smaller than you're used to. I usually wear L shorts, sweats, etc. She bought me M and L to try them both, and the L's are huge.
And thanks Al. Nothing worse than dunking your junk down in the cold crappy pot water.
Stute Slap wrote:deet wrote:Just a little update since I know everyone's on the edge of their seats.
Wife got me some cheap@ass Walmart swim shorts (the ones emptymag suggested... George brand).
WAY better. It's all because the fabric is thicker and stiffer. It isn't flimsy enough to hug the contours and is thick enough to not pass on every detail. Duh. It's that simple.
FYI if you buy these, probably buy one size smaller than you're used to. I usually wear L shorts, sweats, etc. She bought me M and L to try them both, and the L's are huge.
And thanks Al. Nothing worse than dunking your junk down in the cold crappy pot water.
I think you should post a before/after pic with both pairs of shorts.
deet wrote:gonna have to SWING into wally world.
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