The "why is it" thread

[Quack]

Wish I had the picture on my phone... my buddy drove his pickup into a huge washout one spring while looking at snow geese.

I was riding shotgun and thought he was watching the road and the geese. Didn’t want to tell him how to drive but started wondering if he was going to be able to stop... finally I spoke up but it was too late. We weren’t going very fast but too fast to stop in time. I’m just glad he slowed down before we hit it.

Somehow the front tires bounced up and out of the washout but the frame/back tires were hung up pretty good.

That story always makes me laugh


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[Nershi]

My bro was backing up a dead end road and trying to watch all the ducks we had just kicked out of a spot we were planning to hunt. He didn’t notice the road closed sign at the T behind him. Backed over it which rammed a post up through the floor of his SUV leaving it sticking up into the cab. Luckily there wasn’t a passenger or dog sitting back there.

[Nershi]

Why is there so many tranny’s in anchorage?

Why doesn’t Humpy’s clean the damn humpy taste off their grills?

[Fish Felon]

Why is it....that sheep and goats have such huge sets of balls?

Seriously?

Does it take a gallon of jizz to impregnate a sheep? What's the point in an animal less than half my size having a set of nuts the size of my fukcing head??

For real....they were roughly the size of my head.

[cstemig]

First time I’ve heard of “Balls envy .” They would sure make some monumental Rocky Mountain Oysters.

[maplelakeduckslayer]

My buddy used to always walk around asking people if they wanted to see his tumor lol.

[maplelakeduckslayer]

Then he'd flash his sack

[Fish Felon]

First time I’ve heard of “Balls envy .” They would sure make some monumental Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Trust me, no "balls envy" here. Waking up with balls that big would be a friggin' nightmare....not a dream come true....

Then he'd flash his sack

Hahaha!

[Quack]

Why is it that so many people leave the last inch of beer in a can or bottle?


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[Drunk_Dynasty]

Why is it....that sheep and goats have such huge sets of balls?

Seriously?

Does it take a gallon of jizz to impregnate a sheep? What's the point in an animal less than half my size having a set of nuts the size of my fukcing head??

For real....they were roughly the size of my head.

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There was an anthropologist on Joe Rogan podcast that basically said chimps have huge balls cause they’re always doing it so they need to have lots of spermies to wash out the other chimps spermies, while gorillas have small balls cause they have one king gorilla that has all his gorilla hoes under his thumb and doesn’t let any other gorillas bang his hoes, so he doesn’t need a ton of spermies from big balls.


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