I didn't get twitter at first but now I fukcing love it. How it's possible there's a platform for me to directly call the governor a phag, and troll his daughter, how this exists in 2020 and I can do it under an alias.....and why....why.....Why!?
Why in the fukc would you go on twitter if you're a politician or famous person? Why would you subject yourself to it when the only outcome is bad, more bad, terrible, fukcing awful, going to need to disappear for a while, and you're doing time....why would you ever, ever, ever....especially in a professional capacity....ever go on twitter.
It's like the whole world jumped on a duck hunting forum for me to troll. It's like I've been training for this the past twenty years...it was all for this moment....to sway public opinion by absolutely demolishing figureheads online and taking things a step farther than anyone else was willing to go......