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[Stute Slap]

I would use a garden hose on u if u were on fire instead of pissing on u.


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thanks homie, likewise......I might have stage fright if it came down to it and you were actually on fire, it would be a lot of pressure.

[Drunk_Dynasty]

Oh I feel that. For some reason I went thru a spell of gun shyness is my early 20s and I couldn’t piss next to people, got over it eventually.

Still can always piss off a boat full of family members tho. No clue why.


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[Fish Felon]

I've noticed in the past year or so I've developed a slight case of stage fright. That's actually not probably the best term for it....it's more like my prostate is enlarging and I don't have the same gusto as l used to....used to imagine myself cutting through urinals with my piss stream being so powerful it acted like a water jet used to cut metal for decorative signs. I'd be able to start a violent piss as soon as my dick cleared my fly.

Now it's like I'm starting to piss just as soon but it turns on and off like a leaky faucet with low water pressure. You need to give it a little time to get going before the shower is ready to hop in.

What age is that shit supposed to happen? I feel like I'm turning sixty next year or something.


If you guys were on fire I would put you out by smothering the fire using a nice, very thick wool blanket. That way we could cozy up together afterwards for a relaxing nap. Oh, how I'd love to nap with my head resting on the sweet pillow that is the h2ofwlr's beard. Man, would those be some sweet ZZZzzzz's........

[maplelakeduckslayer]

Stopped by dad's house today...

[Nershi]

Lol. Where can I buy that sign?

[maplelakeduckslayer]

I wasn't sure just searched it looks like his girlfriend probably ordered from Etsy lol

[Stute Slap]

I've noticed in the past year or so I've developed a slight case of stage fright. That's actually not probably the best term for it....it's more like my prostate is enlarging and I don't have the same gusto as l used to....used to imagine myself cutting through urinals with my piss stream being so powerful it acted like a water jet used to cut metal for decorative signs. I'd be able to start a violent piss as soon as my dick cleared my fly.

Now it's like I'm starting to piss just as soon but it turns on and off like a leaky faucet with low water pressure. You need to give it a little time to get going before the shower is ready to hop in.

What age is that shit supposed to happen? I feel like I'm turning sixty next year or something.


If you guys were on fire I would put you out by smothering the fire using a nice, very thick wool blanket. That way we could cozy up together afterwards for a relaxing nap. Oh, how I'd love to nap with my head resting on the sweet pillow that is the h2ofwlr's beard. Man, would those be some sweet ZZZzzzz's........

I have the same issue, but if under pressure and sober I will have an occasional stage fright issue. It comes and goes.


Fowler is gone but not forgotten......we say his name.

[Fish Felon]

Say his name!

ALAN NIKOLAI! FOWLER!!


Here's some Walzism's....I fukcing hate the guy, and I realize hate is the wrong word, but I hate him....

[Fish Felon]

[Fish Felon]