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Re: 2022 Vikings

Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:01 pm

The last game of this caliber was Bills/Chiefs in the playoffs last year.


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Re: 2022 Vikings

Mon Nov 14, 2022 5:53 pm

Phuck Balls- the greatest game of two teams not wanting to win a great game.

The analysis below does not math out directly to a win, BUT, if anyone wants this team to actually be taken seriously:

I'm happy to point out, yet again: Greg Joseph MAKES a phuck-tard PAT and NO OT.

You punch a phucking ball into the end zone on 1st and goal FROM THE 2 YARD LINE... and NO OT

YOU STOP A **** TEAM FROM MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD INTO FIELD GOAL RANGE AND NO OT

I'm fine collecting W's on the back of Josh Allen F-ups, but the last 7 minutes of that game was who could avoid choking the most.... and for the first time I can remember, we keep choking less than everyone else and maybe, just MAYBE, there isn't a forever highlight from this season of the Vikings getting burned by some half-wit that set 14 NFL records in their only career start before being "retired" and managing a Petco.

Want to raise money for charity? Have a "Everytime Greg Joseph hits an uprights 'Insert Company Here' will donate $5,000 to paraplegic kicking school"

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Re: 2022 Vikings

Mon Nov 14, 2022 6:42 pm

Bills has 12 men on the field when they had the ball on the two.

These refs are an embarrassment


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Re: 2022 Vikings

Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:47 pm

And Diggs didn't catch that ball.

At least not calling 12 men on the field doesn't give us an extra opportunity to F-it up :-)

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Re: 2022 Vikings

Mon Nov 14, 2022 11:03 pm

The Vikings have disappointed so many people for so many years...even when winning they are still disappointing people by how they are winning. Also I would be terrified to be a kicker on the vikings.

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Re: 2022 Vikings

Tue Nov 15, 2022 12:17 am

Joseph will probably pull a Gary Anderson. Best kicker of all time misses his biggest kick of his life that was a chip shot. So Vikingsish. That was about the time I stopped caring. Maybe this is the year we go 0-5.

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Re: 2022 Vikings

Tue Nov 15, 2022 8:32 am

Greg Joseph kinda sucks.

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Re: 2022 Vikings

Tue Nov 15, 2022 12:06 pm

Yeah, but we wouldn't have just played the greatest regular season game in history had he not missed that extra point........
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Re: 2022 Vikings

Tue Nov 15, 2022 8:58 pm

kwackkillncrew wrote:The Vikings have disappointed so many people for so many years...even when winning they are still disappointing people by how they are winning. Also I would be terrified to be a kicker on the vikings.

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For me it's more about the "we've been here before.... don't get your undies in a bunch.... .it will go away...."..... We are currently the rare case where we're great at absolutely nothing, but all the parts are working just good enough to keep winnning each game by +50%

I am happy they are 8 and 1.... just completely aware we still have a chance of being 9-8 or 8-9.... if anyone can do it, we can.

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Re: 2022 Vikings

Tue Nov 15, 2022 10:47 pm

Lol

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