Farmers and miners are dumb.
Waterfowl hunters are cool. Just think about it, camo beanies, barrel stickers, hoodies, truck decals, trailer decals, decoys, decoys and more decoys, calls, boats, blinds, boat blinds, field blinds, no sleep, chew, coffee, caffeine, pop, bad meals, at even worse timing, having butt pee from those horrible meals with terrible timing, while either wearing waders or way out in a bare field, no toilet paper, gambling on questionable flatulence when wearing waders and losing, hat hair, great breath, perfect hygiene, no sleep, having to do stuff in the dark with no sleep and blinding head lamps, head lights and spot lights, poorly trained dogs, even worsley behaved owners, great callers always want to set up downwind, hunters with high aspersions and no humility in their shooting abilities, but none of them or me or you ever realize we've all been guilty of some pretty horse chitty chitty bang bang behavior at one time or another, good public access edict, a thought process brunt out on no sleep, even though it's misspelled you still understood it, to much caffeine, nicotine, not having a fruit or vegetable in weeks, alcohol blood poisoning, and being soaking wet all the d@m time or muddy as mud can get, steeping in to many slippery dog squat piles on unlevel wet ground or slick concrete in the dark, being in the middle of dog fight at quarter to 2 d@m early thirty at a public access and you can't hardly believe 2 labs can be the size of large caves and as mean as your wife after you told her you got a great deal on 4 more dozen Dakota decoys, then back at the access you forgot to put your plug back in your gun and Mr Greene Genes looks none to happy for no reason other than to make your life a female dog but you explain you misunderstood taking the plug out for AIS, then you forgot the plug, what plug?, as you're just pulling away from the packed access and you notice your feet are becoming buoyant............Yeppers hunters be cool!