Phag Got Phired!

[Fish Felon]

Hahahaha!!!

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.html

[maplelakeduckslayer]

That's awesome. Finally

[maplelakeduckslayer]

They think just because they are a certain class they are untouchable...f that. Go apply in Cali sven and don't forget to pack the San Francisco slippers

[9manfan]

Best news ever, never could stand that douchebag.......

[cstemig]

Good! A Phag with a lesser presence is always a good thing. I’m sure the LGBT community will somehow protest this, and embrace him in their loving arms.

[Fish Felon]

What a fukcing dipshit. Honestly? Could that guy had any better of life? Besides the not being a phag part....

My brother and I were talking about it and considering whether or not it'd have been worth switching lifes with Sven (prior to getting fired).

Hypothetically, if somehow you woke up the weather boy, having a moderate amount of local fame (guarantee it was hard for Sven to go grocery shopping and not get recognized several times and have to take selfies), and being able to pick as many of the hottest people you were attracted to and bang all the time, 24/7/365...where banging dudes was like what banging chicks was to us now. In short, to have an absolute dream life.

We both said 'fukc no' after a split second due to how disgusting the thought of banging a dude is....but there was a real and sincere consideration during that split second.

Sven reached the zenith....he maxed out the potential chips he had floating for him available to grab out in the universe...and very few can say that. Being a meteorologist on TV alone....do you know how many dorks go to school for meteorology?

All he had to do was stick to giving the weather and banging dudes and he was golden like his favorite kind of shower.

What a fukcing dipshit.

[h2ofwlr]

I wonder what his forecast is for those golden showers?

For those missing him.
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li ... X39xROfZYo

[maplelakeduckslayer]

Think felon should go do some trolling on YouTube for our reading enjoyment

[Fish Felon]

I didn't get twitter at first but now I fukcing love it. How it's possible there's a platform for me to directly call the governor a phag, and troll his daughter, how this exists in 2020 and I can do it under an alias.....and why....why.....Why!?

Why in the fukc would you go on twitter if you're a politician or famous person? Why would you subject yourself to it when the only outcome is bad, more bad, terrible, fukcing awful, going to need to disappear for a while, and you're doing time....why would you ever, ever, ever....especially in a professional capacity....ever go on twitter.

It's like the whole world jumped on a duck hunting forum for me to troll. It's like I've been training for this the past twenty years...it was all for this moment....to sway public opinion by absolutely demolishing figureheads online and taking things a step farther than anyone else was willing to go......

[Fish Felon]

Holy Shit is she stupid....apple doesn't fall far from the tree....especially if it's rotten....